webcomic text:

1st Venn diagram: “You”
circle titles: “people I get along with” ; “people I want to sleep with”
labels inside circles: “potential friends” ; “potential partners” ; “potential hookups”

2nd Venn diagram: “The guy hitting on you”
circle titles: “…who want friendship” ; “women who want sex”
labels inside circles: “F**KING TEASES” ; “wants the D” ; “wants the D”