My Uterus is Mostly Muscle

Comic text:
“No, I’m already getting my exercise for the day…
Yeah, I’m still in bed.
FitApp says I’ve already spent 320 calories on my uterus cramping.”

Comic text:
“No, I’m already getting my exercise for the day…
Yeah, I’m still in bed.
FitApp says I’ve already spent 320 calories on my uterus cramping.”