Straight Pride Parade
webcomic text:
Panel 1:
“Excuse me, you’ve got the wrong event.”
(Banner over people reads: “Straight Pride Parade”)
“At Pride, we have lots of differences—pansexual, asexual, intersex, and more. We all show up to support each other. We’re showing up for you, too!”
Panel 2:
“By ‘Pride,’ WE mean we are proud to exclude you types.”
“No time to chat. We’ve got to GAY THIS PLACE UP!”