webcomic text:

Talking to someone about sex without knowing if they’re demisexual or ace:

{Scene 1}

Person 1: Let me guess: you’re a top.
Person 2: I bet it’s amazing to jump your bones.
Person 3: What’s your favorite position?
Main Character: Haha, um, yikes? I’m all good.
Person 3: Don’t be such a pearl-clutcher.

Talking to someone about jump-starting their car without knowing if their vehicle needs help:

{Scene 2}

Person 1: Let me guess: your battery’s negative grounded.
Person 2: I bet it’s amazing to jump your car.
Person 3: Where do you usually clamp the positive cable?
Main Character: Haha, um, yikes? My car’s fine.
Person 3: Don’t be such a clutch-pusher.