The Shots You Take
webcomic text:
“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” edited to “Someone suffers through 100% of the shots you take.”
pickup lines written on foam darts:
“UR beautiful”
“what U name”
“RU married”
“hi”
“want pix?”
“U alone?”
Comments from the author:
Just about every week, I hear someone take this quote* and use it to justify their sense of entitlement to women’s attention. Let’s be clear: Most of these people never even HAD a shot.
* The original quote is most typically credited to Wayne Gretzky.